Heil T! Suckas The Road Runner commericals.

T! Suckas: The Road Runner commercials

During a baseball game, Dstln complained about the same commercial coming on every five minutes. It was the Road Runner commercial. Mr Food saw it over 100 times in a two day span...and they were the first times he'd ever seen it. Never has an advertising campaign gotten this out of control. It is, by far, the most irritating, repugnant, and downright offensive display of capitalism at work. Road Runner claims to save the day, but we'd like to know how some situation could become so dire, that the fate of the day rests in the hands of cable internet.

Why is The Road Runner commercial a sucka?

It comes on during just about every commercial break.
Cable internet cannot save the day.
Some lady bobs her head annoyingly while praising the "TV, phone, online at the same time" capabilities.
There are only two versions of the commercial, yet they are almost identical.
It acts as if girls are impressed with a man who has Road Runner.
It airs almost exclusively on cable television.