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T! Suckas: Ricers

Ricers. You know you've seen them. Maybe you're even foolish enough to be one. Basically, we all know that ricers should definitely be a sucka for numerous reasons. Unfortunately, we can only touch the surface of the reasons with a finite list, but go ahead and look.

Why are ricers suckas?

They think that putting tape on their cars makes them faster.
They think a high with high horsepower will beat a car with high torque.
They put dual (and sometimes triple exhaust) in their cars that don't profit at all from it.
They think decibels=horsepower.
When you ask them what's their MPG, then answer "My car looks cool."
They put their automatics in neutral to roll back to simulate a manual car.
They take out the back seats to lose weight, yet add a 500 lb stereo system.
They could easily buy a new good car for the money they spend on 'upgrades.'
Their installed stereos are apparantly stuck on the rap and techno channels.
They install tachometers that can go into the thousands. For no apparant reason at all.
They paint their head/brake lights black. They are colored for a reason...
They claim to have a fast car...yet never race anyone who does have a fast car.
If they would lose a race, they'd blame it on one of their 'gadgets' breaking while shifting into their 'good gear.'
They have wings the size of a pterodactyl.
They have Kanji on their car but have never taken a foreign language in their lives.
They add multi-thousand dollar wheels that spin when the car is stopped, but the cars can't accelerate enough for them to start spinning.
They have neon in places they didn't even know existed.
They paint their wheels.
They have decals bloating sites that are no where near the quality of this one, yet still claim the decals to make them go faster.
They get pulled over for causing 'automobile eyesore.'
They have to street race to determine whether they made their car faster or slower.
They change the design of the shift, brake and gas pedals even though they will never be looked at again.
For the money they spend on making it "go fast," they should have bought a much better car in the first place.
Mechanics just laugh when they get brought in for the often repairs.
A friend saw a Lincoln with an 'R Type' decal on it. Without going into too much detail, the only R Types are Acuras and they are extremely rare.