T! Suckas: Potheads at Concert



     On July 4th, 2002, Dstln, Mouse and A.B. (not of the Pro-T Movement) went to a Nickelback/Jerry Cantrell concert at Summerfest. The seats were good, the music was great, but some locals were not. A group of 3-4 people sitting behind us were rowdy (and stupid) beyond belief. For the reasons below, they are indeed suckas.


Why are they suckas?
  • Before the concert, they emphatically demanded that we say 'jizz.'
  • They were passing pot among themselves throughout the entire concert.
  • They spilt beer on our beanbag rat and magazine.
  • One poked Dstln five times for no apparant reason.
  • The same one as above fell into a woman, causing her significant other to call him a 'stupid asshole.'
  • They were drunkenly chanting certain song titles for Jerry Cantrell to play, even though the order is obviously scripted.
  • Jerry Cantrell noticably called them idiots just before playing a song for the above reason.
  • They continued to chant "JERRY CANTRELL" once Nickleback was on, even though Jerry called them idiots.
  • One of them passed out and the rest sat down and smoked for the remainder of Nickleback's portion.


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