Heil T! Suckas Miss Cleo.

T! Suckas: Miss Cleo

Why? Why do people believe this junk? Why do people pay to watch this junk? I can't believe Miss Cleo had a Pay Per View. Why anyone would pay to watch someone tell other people their "future" is beyond us. And for some time, you could call for Miss Cleo and never get to talk to her. If that's not being a sucka, we don't know what is.

Why is Miss Cleo† a sucka?

She receieved a zero from Catrina Kravy of FOX 6 News.
She had a Pay Per View...and people watched it.
Missouri filed lawsuits against her for false advertising and fraud.
She sends scary titled e-mails.
You can call Miss Cleo, and not get to talk to Miss Cleo.

† Miss Cleo refers to the whole company, not Miss Cleo herself.