T! Suckas: The (former) local Burger King



     As for restaurants, no one comes closer to being a sucka than the local Burger King. Whether the bathroom overflowed and smelled like urine, or you fell sleep at the counter waiting for someone to come and take your order, you could always leave the local Burger King wondering why it still exists. Of course, now that it has closed down, the confusion has ended and the laugher began.



Photo by Mouse
Why is the local Burger King a sucka?
  • The mens' restroom overflowed several times.
  • The section of store before the lobby smelled like urine for a month.
  • During the lunch rush, someone could go inside and be the only one there.
  • Someone could jump over the counter and ring up their order...and no one would notice.
  • Someone could ring up their order faster than the employees.
  • Someone could make their order more accurate than the employees.
  • Someone could take an old BK cup from their house and get free refills..."and no one would know."†
  • It closed up just to put itself out of its misery.


Inside joke: Some old woman, who was an employee, came up to us and told us that we could bring an old Burger King cup from our house and take free soda, and that "no one would know."

Update: Burger King is now completely torn down and the Walgreens is ready to take its place. So long, BK. It never had a chance with the employees it had. Also on another note, the BK at Dstln's college is also being torn down for an upcoming apartment buildings. The picture (photographed by Mouse) is below.

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