T! Suckas: Kmart Corporation



     Kmart is the sucka of all retail stores. I honestly can't think of one reason to step foot in there other than to call for customer service and hear the automated page sound every few minutes for over a half an hour. They have aisles and aisles of empty shelves, and if you are lucky enough to find what you are looking for, it is probably broken or in poor shape overall.†


Why is Kmart Corporation a sucka?
  • They almost never have what they advertise.
  • It takes them forever to reorder what they don't have.
  • The store is poorly organized.
  • The aisles are usually really messy.
  • They're associated with Rosie O'Donnel and Martha Stewart.
  • Their website crashed my browser during the construction of this page ed. note ~MrFood.
  • You can call for customer service and never get it.
  • The employees are generally unknowledgeable about their store.
  • They filed for bankruptcy in January 2002.


†  This reflects our experiences with our local Kmarts and do not necessarily reflect others experiences with their local Kmarts. You may like Kmart, but we do not.

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