T! Suckas: Al Gore



     What was this man thinking? Why on earth would you fight for 35 days in complete futility just to be named the President of the United States. To whine and cry for over a month to be the most scrutinized person in the country is just sad. And then to just give up...sad. The will of the people, indeed.


Why is Al Gore a sucka?
  • His name rhymes with bore.
  • He talks in a really slow monotone.
  • He whined about the counts, re-counts, and more re-counts of the 2000 election for 35 days.
  • He lost his home state in the 2000 election.†
  • He is a pathological liar (internet story, union song story, etc...)
  • His running mate in 2002 believes that video games are Satan's creation and that they cause violence and sex in the world.
  • His family got rich off of tobacco farming, yet he wishes to destroy all big tobacco.
  • He is tied for the losingest presidential candidate ever.
  • Had the courts let his process of re-counting votes continue, he would have lost anyways.


† To appreciate the "sucka-ness" of this you must realize that Walter Mondale won his home state of Minnesota in the 1984 election, but lost every other state to Ronald Reagan.

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