T! Suckas: The June 29, 2002 baseball game of the Milwaukee Brewers and the Minnesota Twins



     One day while waiting for something to do, Dstln and MrFood were on the phone when Dstln informed MrFood that Richie Sexton was drilled in the gut by a wild pitch. Promptly, MrFood changed stations to watch the replay. In its humor, the game was kept on to see if more unusual things would occur. Sure enough, more strange (and downright stupid) things happened, and in the course of the following 20 minutes, the game was declared a bonafide sucka.


Why is The June 29, 2002 baseball game of the Milwaukee Brewers and the Minnesota Twins a sucka?
  • The Twins pitcher hit two batters in one inning.
  • One of them caused a run to score.
  • It happened after he loaded the bases with an intentional walk.
  • A giant beach ball was accidentally knocked onto the field.
  • The game had to be stopped so it could be picked up.
  • A Twins player repeatedly stabbed it with a knife, but couldn't pop it.
  • The cameramen kept showing the same couple over and over again.
  • A Twins batter twisted his ankle before running to base.
  • The Brewers won!!!


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