Heil T! Suckas The Montreal Expos.

T! Suckas: The Montreal Expos

You could always count on the Expos to be in last place, or near last place in the National League Eastern Division of Major League Baseball. People would get so bored at their games, they'd drink alcohol they snuck inside through their binoculars. We're surprised the security staff didn't suspect something when a couple brought in equipment that aids in watching an Expos game. Now rumors are flying around that the Expos may get eliminated for being unprofitable. What's funny is that hardly anyone cares...good riddance.

Why are the Montreal Expos a sucka?

They were named after the World Fair held in Montreal in 1967.
They were a consistently poor team, except in the late 70's early 80's.
The one year they did really good (1994), the season ended due to a strike.
They've only had one pitcher win 20 or more games in their 32 year history.
They were one inning away from a World Series, but choked and lost.
They are one of the most unprofitable teams in the league.
People go to the games and drink alcohol through their binoculars.
They are one team most likely to get eliminated, if the league decided to eliminate two teams.
Almost no one would care if it happened.