T! Suckas: Enron Corporation



     I feel sorry for Enron. Once a very wealthy corporation, Enron is now a laughingstock among the business world. A month ago, Enron was #7 on the Fortune 500 list, and #16 on the Global 500 list. Today, Enron stocks are worth about 40 cents a share.


Why is Enron Corporation a sucka?
  • They broke the Chapter 11 bankrupcy record by $13.9 billion.
  • Their stock, worth over $90/share in August 2000, is now worth about 40¢.
  • The NYSE is considering to delist them.
  • A small town, Illinois based company could buy it out at under $1/share.
  • They own the naming rights to one of the most hated MLB stadiums.


Copyright © 2002 The Pro-T Movement. All rights reserved.