Heil T! Suckas The Crab Women and Whip Man.

T! Suckas: The Crab Women and Whip Man

     The story begins at a Milwaukee Bucks game. Dstln and Jorgy were having a good time, and spreading Pro-T joy until halftime happened. Dstln was hoping for another great halftime as in other games, but alas, it was not to be. The announcer called "The Nutcracker" out.
     To begin, Dstln and Jorgy knew there was something horribly wrong when a man stood up and yelled "YOU GUYS SUCK" before the "actors" even came out. Then, some strange people walked out of the entrance and entered the court floor. There were four members: Three crab women and one scary man with a whip. To begin, Dstln and Jorgy were horribly confused, mistaking the crabs for shrimp. Either way, it's sad. The crab women (dressed in costume with claws) pranced around looking quite foolish. Then the whip man proceeded to whip them for approximately two minutes.
     The suckas were politely escorted with boos, and Dstln and Jorgy could not stop laughing at the act for another minute after. Jorgy later claimed that, "Maybe it was called The Nutcracker because they cracked his balls with their claws." Dstln had just one question- "But...why??"

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Why are the Crab Women and Whip Man a sucka??

The women dressed as crabs.
The man was dressed in seemingly womans clothing and seemed to be insane.
One man even predicted their horrid act by his heckling.
They were booed out by an almost capacity 20,000 people crowd.
The only claps they received were pity claps.
Some executive actually allowed them to perform.
They wasted possibilities of an ENTIRE HALFTIME show for their "act."
Ms. Cleo is more entertaining than they could ever be.
McDonalds fries have more taste than them.