Heil T! Suckas Rhythm Chicken.

T! Suckas: Rhythm Chicken

One upon a time at a Brewers game, Mrfood, Dstln and Mouse saw an exceedingly strange occurance on the jumbotron. To their surprise and amazement, a man with short shorts and a bunny head was playing drums (the crowd responded positively). Apparantly his name is 'Rally Rabbit' and Mouse decided to do some research on this strange phenomenom when he got home. Little did he know that this 'rabbit' calls himself the 'Rhythm Chicken' and regularily drums on street corners in Milwaukee...

Why is the Rhythm Chicken a sucka?

Fox Six aired a story on him and it won a 'best news story of the year' award.
He drums because "If I don't who will?" My answer is because no one else wishes to embarass themself so thoroughly.
He calls himself a chicken even though he is obviously wearing a rabbit head.
He has a partner whose only job is to watch for cops.
He changes locations every five minutes to avoid cops.
The MILWAUKEE BREWERS actually use his act to "pump up the crowd."
"Pumping up the crowd" is more like "pumping them up with laughter due to stupidity."
Everyone shown the article stated that the man is sad and must have nothing better to do with his life.
Shepherd Express calls him the "Best Street Musician"