Heil T! Suckas Jimmy Carter.

T! Suckas: Jimmy Carter

When it comes to suckas, no one tops Jimmy Carter. This president's failed attempts at doing anything right are nothing short of laughable. Whether he was hurting American farmers with a useless grain embargo or letting Iran keep our hostages for over a year, Jimmy Carter always provided the American people with something to complain about.

Why is Jimmy Carter a sucka?

He mistook Venus for a UFO in 1969.
He let Iran keep many hostages for over 400 days.
He hurt American farmers by putting a grain embargo on Russia.
He banned the US from the 1980 olympics.
He led the US into a major energy crisis.
He indirectly caused the assassination of Egypt's leader.
He's a Democrat.
He was a peanut farmer before he was president.
He pardoned a bunch of draft dodgers.
He recently took a trip to communist Cuba against the president's (and the entire government's) wishes.