Heil T! Suckas Apple Corporation.

T! Suckas: Apple Corporation

I can't beleve it took us this long to realize Apple as a sucka. I can't think of any logical reasons why anyone would want to own any of their low quality products. They are to the computer world as Beta was to the videocassette industry. Even though the number of people using Mactintoshes is small, it's still unfathomable why anyone would waste their money on such a horrible product when there are many more better things out there.

Why is Apple Corporation a sucka?

They stole ideas from Xerox.
They sold stock to Microsoft.
Their OS is used in only 1% to 5% of computers.
Their products are compatible only with their computers.
They need special software incompatible with other computers.
Most Macintoshes cannot be upgraded.
Macintoshes need a special program to run Windows based programs.
Macintoshes are slow.