Heil T! Suckas anthrax.

T! Suckas: anthrax

We hate anthrax. It's dangerous not only for its physical effects, but emotional as well. It causes people to become paranoid beyond belief. A man eating a powdered donut caused a huge ruckus at the post office he was working at. I can't see why anyone could like anthrax, so it's a sucka.

Why is anthrax a sucka?

It wastes news time.
It kills people.
It causes completely safe people to become paranoid.
It looks like everyday baking products (e.g. flour, powdered sugar, etc...).
It can combine with smallpox under intense laboratory conditions in order to create a disease infinitely times more deadly.