Heil T! Foos.

The Pro-T Movement: T! Foos

There are suckas, and then there are foos. Suckas deserve to be thrown helluva far for numerous reasons, while foos may only have one good reason. This page is to show the foos recognized by the Pro-T Movement who aren't quite as absolutely pathetic as the suckas, but deserve their own page nontheless.

Foos Reason

1. Bean The makers didn't take into account that people are stupid for the following reasons: 1. People have slashed it's tires (Exhibit A) 2. kids throw fits when they have to leave their 'truck' 3. One kid urinated in Bean 4. Bean smelled for hours after the urination. 5. One Bean has been drawn on with crayons.

2. Milwaukee Brewers In the 2002 season, the Brewers have hit 100 losses for the first time in their history (due to a large part of them trading away all of their players immediately once they get good).

3. Girl in red Nissan Omny saw a free tire rolling down the road. And this amazingly smart individual hit it at full speed without even thinking, slowing down, or having any reaction to it. Even though she had no reaction, the car had a huge dent in it.

4. Pontiac Aztek Its ugliness makes us question the sanity of the Pontiac employees (well, that and the cancellation of the Firebird, one of the only cars left that had pre-built T!-Tops). Also, the Trans-Am was the 2nd longestever running sports car model (after the Z06 Corvette).

5. Woman who backed into Mouse's car In hitting Mouse's parked car, she caused his Mr. T bobble-head doll to fall over causing great disrespect. (and causing unnecessary damage to the Cavalier). Mouse's reaction was of great anger and was quoted as saying, "What a b****."

6. Guy in Best Buy Commercial You may have seen the Best Buy commercial featuring this foo. If not, it involves him standing in Best Buy imagining that he is playing the title role in Rocky III. And get this, he imagines himself beating up Clubber Lang (Mr. T)! What a foo!

7. The New Beetle Convertible Arg!! It looks like a pokemon, not a car!!!
Proof: New Beetle. A Pokemon.

The Pro-T Movement is pretty sure that none of the aforementioned persons are in any way associated with the Pro-T Movement or approve of their principles. But they are fun to laugh at.

Copyright © 2002 The Pro-T Movement. All rights reserved.

Foos	Reason
1. Bean	The makers didn't take into account that people are stupid for the following reasons: 1. People have slashed it's tires (Exhibit A) 2. kids throw fits when they have to leave their 'truck' 3. One kid urinated in Bean 4. Bean smelled for hours after the urination. 5. One Bean has been drawn on with crayons.
2. Milwaukee Brewers	In the 2002 season, the Brewers have hit 100 losses for the first time in their history (due to a large part of them trading away all of their players immediately once they get good).
3. Girl in red Nissan	Omny saw a free tire rolling down the road. And this amazingly smart individual hit it at full speed without even thinking, slowing down, or having any reaction to it. Even though she had no reaction, the car had a huge dent in it.
4. Pontiac Aztek	Its ugliness makes us question the sanity of the Pontiac employees (well, that and the cancellation of the Firebird, one of the only cars left that had pre-built T!-Tops). Also, the Trans-Am was the 2nd longestever running sports car model (after the Z06 Corvette).
5. Woman who backed into Mouse's car	In hitting Mouse's parked car, she caused his Mr. T bobble-head doll to fall over causing great disrespect. (and causing unnecessary damage to the Cavalier). Mouse's reaction was of great anger and was quoted as saying, "What a b****."
6. Guy in Best Buy Commercial	You may have seen the Best Buy commercial featuring this foo. If not, it involves him standing in Best Buy imagining that he is playing the title role in Rocky III. And get this, he imagines himself beating up Clubber Lang (Mr. T)! What a foo!
7. The New Beetle Convertible	Arg!! It looks like a pokemon, not a car!!! Proof: New Beetle. A Pokemon.